Tell me a good joke.

No corny ones I want a good joke :)

Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on your side!

I don't know to sap a sentry?

DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE!!!! lol

inb4 "he never really was on your side"

Oh, wait..

aww shit. :/ I should of seen that one coming lol.

can I do racist jokes since this is gotfrag 2.0 ? or would anyone care. lol :)

WOW ARISTOTLE
http://communityfortress.com/tf2/blog/blog-racism-homophobia-and-equality.php

lol well it was equal opportunity racist jokes :)

but okay I'll come up witih something non racist damn gonna be tough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoc5_QTPouQ

There it's not racist :)

lol Neorussia man you got me in two day suspense waiting frenzy give me the end of the joke already haha ! :)

Highlight his post.

Highlight his post.

i laughed -- gj man

aww man I got trolled on hard nice neo. lol I didnt' see it at all hahahaha

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Stop ghosting guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w0GsZqMw4c

Alright I found the perfect joke and here it goes:



After being in prison for 15 years, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of the bed, ties him to a chair. He then ties the girl to the bed and kisses her neck, then he gets up and goes into the bathroom.

The husband then tells the wife "Listen this guy's a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to fuck you, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong Honey. I love you."



The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering into my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!